You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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