You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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