So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
