I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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