im gay
i know
yea but for you.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Drunk is a universal language darling
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