David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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