It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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