Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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