Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Someone shattered a urinal.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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