You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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