Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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