Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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