Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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