lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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