my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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