I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
