is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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