did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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