we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
time to smoke my breakfast
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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