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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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