all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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