okay pat passed out under dana's car
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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so let's talk penis.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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