That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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