I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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