what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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