dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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