..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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