Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Barsexuality is the new black.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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