if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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