Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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