And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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