You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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