walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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