i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
