Taylor Swift is so right about you.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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