I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
