About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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