i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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