Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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