scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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