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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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