You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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