We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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