i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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She bit a glass in half.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Randomize