Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
