arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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