i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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