on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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