So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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