I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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