so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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