what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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