oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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