I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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