Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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