He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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