In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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