I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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