im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I could fuck to npr.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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