did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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