you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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