i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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